drink coffee everyday 10/10 recommend
All purple everything
the most fucked up thing is that
one of the most
i’ve heard in the longest time, and the result? the result from these men who claim that they would be all for feminism if it weren’t for all “the man…
idk if ya’ll understand what a miracle pat is to me like he was this super hot dude that i knew of in high school, he was like my conrad birdie, my danny zuko, my ultimate dream boat and he loves me now? for damn near three years? he calls me his baby and his best friend? it is unreal, truly
i’m drunk and have never been so happy i’m sorry for rambling
i got out of bed at 11:30 to make this
this is all you need, friend.
it’s going to be okay
this will fix it.
- Do you love this shit?
- Are you high right now?
- Do you ever get nervous?
- I heard you fucking your girl is it true?
- You getting money?
if you have ever thought “should i get this fancy pants hibiscus pomegranate absolut vodka???” STOP thinking and start buying